Your business phone, fixed.

Four things that happen
to you every week.

1. You're under a sink with both hands full and the phone rings. By the time you get to it, it's stopped. You're army-crawling attic joists in the heat, both hands on the line set. Your phone might as well be back at the shop. Both hands are inside an open panel, cover off, when the phone rings in your pocket. By the time it's safe to answer, it's stopped. You're up on the roof with a nail gun in your hand. It stops ringing before you're back down the ladder. You're wearing ear protection with a mower under you. The phone buzzes twice in your pocket and you never feel either one. Both hands are on the winding bars with the spring half wound. Letting go to check a phone is how people lose fingers. You're sealed in a mechanical room with a compressor roaring in your ears. You wouldn't hear the phone with both hands free.
2. You're already on a call and somebody's beeping in behind them. The third person to ring hears your carrier say you're unavailable — and calls the next guy on the list. You're walking a customer through shutting off her main. The next caller hears your carrier say you're unavailable, and finds another plumber. It's the morning after the hail and the phone is ringing before the trucks are loaded. Whoever it reaches first gets the roof. The heat index spikes and half the town's AC quits on the same Friday. The phone rings faster than any number of trucks could answer. It's April and the phone hasn't stopped since seven. The third caller tries the next lawn guy before you've finished with the first one. A storm takes out power on one street and every house on it calls inside the same few minutes. One phone holds one call.
3. A tech texted a customer from his own phone to say he was running late. Reasonable. Except now that customer has his number, not yours. When he leaves, so do they. He gave a customer his cell to text a photo of a breaker. Now every question about that job goes to him, not the office. You climb out of the crawlspace to call her back, and your cell shows up on her screen instead of the shop. That's the number she keeps. A crew lead texted a homeowner from his own phone about the tear-off running behind. Now that job follows him home nights and weekends. You call a homeowner back from your own cell. Her phone shows a number she doesn't recognise, and she lets it ring out. He texts her from his own phone to say the part came in early. Now she has his cell saved, and not the shop's.
4. Somebody calls at nine at night with a burst pipe and gets a voicemail greeting you recorded two Christmases ago. The furnace dies at eleven on the coldest night of the year with a baby in the house. Whoever answers first gets the job. A car is stuck half in, half out at six in the morning because the door won't finish closing. She's already dialling the next name. The after-hours greeting still quotes last year's diagnostic fee. Every caller who stays on the line hears the wrong number before anyone fixes it. It's Christmas morning, the toilet starts gurgling, and the relatives are already here. Every drain in the house is next. Rain is coming through the ceiling at midnight, and the only number on the invoice rings a mailbox that's already full. The greeting still gives the emergency number for a guy who quit last spring. Nobody re-recorded it, and nobody thought to until now.

Pick the one that sounds like you.